My life in a nutshell

vykodlak:

vykodlak:

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I’ve ever seen

This is a gnome

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catgirl-kaiju:

seafossilqueen:

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They’re the brass section

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lousydrawingsforgoodpeople:

like a soft breeze or a kidney stone

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maskeraith:

Maples favourite game that SHE invented is to throw her toy into an Area She’s Not Allowed and then get really sad and pouty until we get it and throw it for her

I’m not allowed in the kitchen but my ball is in the kitchen :( how can I get my ball back :( if only someone could helpy me :(

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pjharvey:

tropiyas:

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine’s day

was so amused by this i sent this to my family group chat and i don’t think my dad really knew what to make of it

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insomniac-arrest:

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

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freakinasheet:

dankmemeuniversity:

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mercurymusing:

sidewalkscienceguy:

focksincrocks:

tonyalmeida:

This guy alone just filled my “live your life with passion” quota for the year.

Funniest thing is the quick “settle down mate” and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

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